In the past, the world was a cruel, cruel, place. Oreo-loving people everywhere were left with no choice but to dip their Oreo cookies into their milk with their bare fingers. Across the globe, hands were sticky.
Milk glasses, sometimes too skinny and tall, rejected fingers, forcing some people to eat DRY OREOS. This was seen as a necessary hardship, until recently, when the act was officially declared INHUMANE and the Oreo Dipping Spoon was released to the public. At that point, taste buds were liberated, billions of fingers became clean and dry, and millions of people rejoiced in their newfound Oreo-dipping life.
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