Nigerian: "Joke of the week"

Why you Shouldn't Watch Football With A Lady, watching Football with ladies can be very stressful.

Imagine this:

Babe : Who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?

Boy: Chris kini? No na, that's Theo Walcott!!

Babe: Hey! What's that yellow card for?

Guy: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.

Babe: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.

Guy: Yeah yeah sure.. U r ryt..!

Babe: What about the green card?

Guy: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.

Babe: Which teams are these?

Guy: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!

Babe: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Guy: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that, abi you drink gari?

Babe: Ok..which team is putting on blue?

Guy: (upset)...Your father! You no no say na Chelsea! Olodo!
girl, abi na capital school you go?

Babe: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Guy: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup Where you from sef?

Babe: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?

Guy: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger

Babe: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Guy: smhh!!! Change Channel abeg,abeg.
Hmmmm..........😏
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